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Friday Fails!

21 Jul

Ah, fails… the best way to kickstart your weekend. Enjoy.  

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Happy Grammar Day!

4 Mar

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It’s that time again: National Grammar Day!

Watch those apostrophes. Murder emphasis quotes and passive voice with sheer abandon. Sip a grammartini. Hug an editor. Rescue dangling modifiers. JUST GO CRAZY. 

A New Year’s Eve Request

31 Dec

NYE Party HatIf you catch anyone shouting “Happy New Years!” tonight, please thump them on the head. It might squash some party hats and/or provoke drunken anger, but go ahead and do it anyway. Let me know how that goes.

We’re only celebrating one new year, not several. While there will be more new years (don’t tell the Mayans), we’re only dealing with 2015 right now. Happy New Year.

For geeky kicks, click here for a growing-by-the-minute list of “Happy New Years” tweets. Ugh. 

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He Knows…

19 Dec

He Knows...

Guess what “day” it is?

24 Sep

Please, make it stop. It’s National Punctuation Day!

Please take a moment to pause and reflect on the importance of proper punctuation. Ready? Go.

OK, moment over; now, let’s celebrate!

Revel in National Punctuation Day by geeking out with some grand punctuation gaffes. Got your red pen handy? Good. Away we go!

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No, no, no! YES
Make it stop.

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One space. Always.

23 May

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