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Friday Fails!

21 Jul

Ah, fails… the best way to kickstart your weekend. Enjoy.  

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It’s August?!

10 Aug

Wasn’t it National Grammar Day just a few weeks ago? 

Hope you enjoyed a lovely spring and summer. Clearly, ours flew by. 

Now, it’s back-to-school time, and you know what that means: spelling and grammar gaffes galore. Let’s dive right in.

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Banner Grammar Nightmare

25 Feb

Wow. Check out this banner fail. 

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This ad clearly pertains only to women chasing men with two brains. Those are some smart guys!

Naturally, my thoughts immediately turn to this…

A Mirror of Our Humanity

6 Nov

Guilty Pleasure of the Day

24 May

Don’t hate. I love me some Flea Market Montgomery, Keyboard Cat (my sister Kelly’s fave), The Star Wars Kid, Sweet Brown and the like. You might need to admit that you love it all, too. 

Best Funeral Ever!

17 Jan

Please tell me you’ve had the pleasure of experiencing TLC’s Best Funeral Ever. Please. 

Recently, Best Funeral Ever was followed by Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. I decided to watch that, too. Here’s my synopsis: TLC is no longer the learning channel, it’s a sadistic pusher of asinine, guilty-pleasure programming that does not, in fact, involve much learning at all… and I loooove it. I watched those shows with such delight that it’s probably not OK. I’ll watch them again, too. Help me. 

Best Funeral Ever is totally my new favorite show. 

Crackhead Sunday

2 Dec

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I’m never going to lose my last 10 lbs of baby weight this way. 

My girlfriend Michele came over today… with a fresh crack dip (aka buffalo chicken dip)… and 12 Krispy Kreme doughnuts. Yeah, both

See that pic up top? It’s not that clear, I know—mad props to my super-lame phone cam. Anyway, that’s crack dip on a baguette slice next to a red velvet doughnut chunk. Thought I’d throw some wine in for good measure. Classy. 

Here’s a close-up of the red velvet doughnut. 

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I won’t lie: I ate crack dip and doughnuts all day. Literally from about 10 a.m. ’til 7 p.m.

It’s a miracle I haven’t puked yet. 

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