Brownie Holidays

13 Dec

Happy holidays from the Brownies, a.k.a. Pearl Mae and Séamus. Clearly, they handled this year’s Santa visit much better than the nightmare of 2014.

(Previously undisclosed fun fact about the 2014 photo: Look closely at Séamus’s pants and you’ll notice a dark spot. He totally peed on Santa.)  

We wish you a lovely holiday season, and a new year filled with health, abundance and love. Cheers!

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The Perils of Blinking

22 Nov

And just like that, the holidays are upon us. This is what happens when I get a moment to breathe: a cornucopia of fails just for you. I’m thankful for your readership. Enjoy your turkey, turkeys. 

Black Friday Fail

Friday Fails!

21 Jul

Ah, fails… the best way to kickstart your weekend. Enjoy.  

This Earth, Wind, & Fire + Ozzy Mashup is the Best Thing I’ve Heard All Year

17 May

Mad props to DJ Cummerbund!

So The Twins Have Grown

9 May

(Photo: Wes Naman)

Credo

10 Apr

Why Death Is an Ironic Mofo

22 Mar

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Because Chuck Berry and Chuck Barris within a week, that’s why.

I just can’t with that. Flawless. I might fall over. Spot me. 

While Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds still take the cake, this is another wow moment for the death show, my friends.

Bon voyage to game-show guru and self-proclaimed CIA hitman, Chuck Barris.

Some people called him “The Baron of Bad Taste.” Haters. They were just jealous of his super-slick dance moves. Everyone knows that. 

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