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Why Death Is an Ironic Mofo

22 Mar

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Because Chuck Berry and Chuck Barris within a week, that’s why.

I just can’t with that. Flawless. I might fall over. Spot me. 

While Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds still take the cake, this is another wow moment for the death show, my friends.

Bon voyage to game-show guru and self-proclaimed CIA hitman, Chuck Barris.

Some people called him “The Baron of Bad Taste.” Haters. They were just jealous of his super-slick dance moves. Everyone knows that. 


Is Prince Freaking Out Right Now?

20 Mar

If you believe that life doesn’t end after this round, then Prince and Chuck Berry could be chatting right now, if Prince hasn’t stopped doing this yet because he’s so excited that Chuck showed up…

From middle-class beginnings to doing reformatory time for armed robbery to working janitor and auto assembly plant jobs to siring rock ‘n’ roll, Chuck Berry did a lot. Stellar run, Chuck. We bow and smile.

If you need any more reasons to love the hell outta Chuck Berry, here are five of them…

1. If you tried to give rock ‘n’ roll another name, you might call it Chuck Berry. — John Lennon

2. I never liked blues and I really didn’t like jazz. I liked Chuck Berry. — Johnny Ramone

3. Of all the early breakthrough rock and roll artists, none is more important to the development of the music than Chuck Berry. — Cub Koda

4. There’s only one true king of rock ‘n’ roll. His name is Chuck Berry. — Stevie Wonder

5. [My mama] said, ‘You and Elvis are good, son—but you’re no Chuck Berry. Chuck Berry is rock ‘n’ roll from his head to his toes’. — Jerry Lee Lewis

We Are Pulse

14 Jun

One love. Solidarity. We won’t let hate win.

Our hearts go out to all those affected by the Orlando tragedy.

Kudos to the Albuquerque Pulse community for the beautiful memorial in the old lot. You are loved.

And Now This…

22 Apr

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1.) How did three months pass?

2.) How can Prince be gone? It seemed he’d sashay and slay his way through eternity. He is, just in a different form. What genius. Thanks, Prince.

3.) Gotta post more than memorials. We need some good grammar fails. Stay tuned…

Really, January 2016?

18 Jan

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25 Apr


In last Friday’s Fabü post, I told you about my family’s eldest dog, Fynn. This Friday is not so fabü. Fynn moved on yesterday. He just turned 15. His body was tired. He’s chasing squirrels now. 

Hats off to Fynn Brown, canine extraordinaire. What a well-lived life. Three cheers! 

All my love to Mr. Brown. You gave him the best life ever. Kudos to you. 

Will miss you every day, sweet Fynn. See you on the other side, pal. Have fun with Django. Love you so. 


27 Jan

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We’ll miss you dearly, Michelle.

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“I’m the one that’s got to die when it’s time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want to.” 

Jimi Hendrix, Axis: Bold as Love 

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