Happy Davidleerothday

“I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.” — David Lee Roth

David + Lee + Roth = Beyond fabulous.

It’s hard to believe he’s 57; the man seems like he’s eternally 24. 

The bravado! The sass! The screams! The bulge! The incessant yammering! 

We heart you, Dave. Keep up the good work. Happy birthday. 

I was just touched by the haiku gods! I’m compelled to create a haiku poem for David Lee right now…

David Lee Roth, sir:

You are a god in spandex. 

Rock on, I say… rock.