Happy Bieberday

1 Mar

Everybody freak out! Scream and cry! Clutch your pearls! Screeeeam again! Justin friggin’ Bieber is 18!!!!!!!!!!

Happy birthday, Biebs. No voting here for you, lil’ Canuck, but you can smoke and go to porn shops now. I recommend passing on the smokes. And the porn? Meh… better in theory. In other words, don’t go changin’, kiddo… just beib yourself. Ew, now THAT sounds porny. Bleck. 


2 Responses to “Happy Bieberday”

  1. Kevyn Bean March 1, 2012 at 10:29 am #

    LMAO…bieb yourself!

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