Happy Leftie Day!

13 Aug

It’s International Lefthanders Day, and you know what that means… PAR-TAY! Southpawtinis for everyone, honey! 

Today, lefties around the world gather ’round the Wrong Hand Tree and exchange gifts of scissors, computer mice and golf clubs. Later, they share left-handed compliments while feasting on leftovers. 

The Latin meaning for left is sinistra, AKA sinister; thus, never trust a southpaw. Any invitations to their celebrations today should be politely declined. Should you accept, don’t come cryin’ to me if things go horribly wrong. 

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